Of course we know Marie never really said this, but the title is illustrative of how food has been used to oppress the citizenry by dictatorial governments. While Marie Antoinette never actually uttered those words, there was a very real - and very intentiona - starvation problem among French peasants, at the time. Under Stalin's rule, a famine was induced in the Ukraine ("the Breadbasket of Europe," if you will) that, by many estimates, killed nearly 7 million people. In Ireland, the English shipped all of the other, non-potato, food out of the country, leaving the Irish people with nothing but potatoes for sustenance. Which, actually would have worked out if not for the blight. Famine was used in Colonial India to ensure that Indian workers would continue to basically be slave labor.
And on, and on, and on throughout history. "The Great Leap Forward," (okay, so Mao just fucked up on that one, it wasn't
really intentional, but whatever, lots of Chinese people died and it was directly attributable to bad government), Ethiopia in '73, Vietnam in '45 (bastard Japanese - that's for Giggles), and every European famine on record - all the result of bad government.
But, now it's 2006. We live in a Democracy - in a country that actually pays its farmers not to produce. Food should no longer be used against us. Who would have thought then, that a leader would emerge who doesn't want to take our food away, but rather,
not only wants us to eat it, but has gone so far as to
impose a schedule to dictate when we are to write about it?!
I don't propose a revolution. In fact, the reasons for the imposition of the schedule are somewhat valid. But, know that you're being watched Lunch Czar. History hasn't been kind to leaders who impose their rule on the people. Be careful where you put your neck - I wouldn't want to see you end up like Ms. Antoinette.
Now, to the heart of the matter, because like many naifs before us, we do enjoy dancing to the master's tune, even if we're being forced to dance. What's everyone having for lunch? I'm back to South Beach land, so I'm not quite sure. Probably cold cuts and some cheese, side of lettuce and tomato, splash of mustard - no bread. How about everyone else -
WFL?