Woah, What's going on???

So I'm like rushing to work this morning because I think I have to audit an orientation, but then it turns out the audit isn't until tomorrow. Then I am like OK what's on the ol calendar today and I find out that I have to post on OWFL. No problem... Wait, what website do I go to??? What special food celebration is going on today??? I know, I'll check the schedule. Where's the schedule??? What's going on here?? Am I awake or is this still a dream? Was I drugged?

So imagine yourself in a similar situation. You're Matt Damon and you wake up in a dusty room with no furniture. You know little about yourself except that you are highly trained in all sorts of spy skills and you're hungry. Or you're Tom Cruise and you've just had your retinas replaced with those of a dead guy, because you're a fugitive now. You wake up and can't see, but you're famished. Or you're Princess Buttercup and you come to in the hold of a ship, but you're famished and you have to figure out whether to search for a bite to eat or jump overboard and take your chances with the screeching eels.

You don't really know where you are, what's going on, how you got here or what any of it means, but your belly is grumbly and you want something to eat. What do you do for lunch? Do you sit and wait, hoping that some benevolent captor brings you some gruel and explains what’s going on? Do you search for bugs or rats to eat so you have strength to fight or flee, whichever the case may be? Do you roll over and ask the stranger in bed with you to quick whip up some omelets? What, oh What do you have for lunch when you have no idea what’s going on, but you know you’re hungry? What the hell is going on? What is for lunch today?