Don't know where Mr. Dizkonekid is today, so here I am. Uh, what's for lunch?
I'm having leftover sausage and homemade sauce, when I eventually get to eating.
So, WFL this lovely Friday?
(Out of curiousity, I'd also like to know who else got a call from the lovely girl who found our good friend Jada's phone.)
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I DIDN'T!!!!!
WTF?!
Do I need to start sending porno texts out to everyone just so I don't miss out when the crazy broad steals people's phones?
This sucks.
Hey! I haven't gotten any porno texts! Thanks, Jo, I thought we were friends. And I was about to ask you for a massage . . . .
Lunch today is leftover Boston Market chicken (can't bring myself to call it 'BM') - I left the dark meat b/c I figured that would keep better than the white. I also didn't eat the side salad I got with it yesterday. Now my problem is: do I go out into the mugginess & buy just a side of creamed spinach? Hmmmm. Probably shouldn't - I'm sure I'll drink at least that many calories at BB tonight.
Liz, you may have not gotten the porno text, but you were a star in the one I got from HT. I'm curious who else she called last night.
LT what I meant was I apparently NEED to send everyone porno texts...oh nevermind.
I'm hungry.
I am feeling in a salami, provolone and tomato mood.
I'm hungry too. It seems I get hungry way before the noon-time "lunching hour" these days.
I'm guessing Market to Market buffet today. Though the last time they had a weak line-up.
When I worked in OTA there was this place, The Italian Store - or something like that (maybe LT knows what I'm talking about since it was in her hood). They had the Goomba sandwich: genoa salami, fresh mozzarella and tomato with some sort of hoagie dressing. I want one now...but I'll probably get turkey.
I just called in an order for a salami & prosciutto hoagie with provolone, sweet peppers, lto, s&p, mayo and oil & vinegar from Cap Grounds.
Hey LT - Do you happen to have a random muffuletta lying around for HH tonight...Jo's sandwich is making salivate!
BABY UNI IS SO CUTIE!
LT likes the dark meat.
i'm having the same boring sandwich from yesterday and i brought a frozen pad thai TJ's dish to supplement. 1 weak sandwich means 2 lunches for the wookster.
HT, you were talking about me to Jada? The hell?? I knew my ears were burning . . . .
Sorry, Jo, I guess I misunderstood. ;-p
Uni - yes, the Italian Store - yum. I tried to go there for lunch on Sunday, but the line was ridiculous! So depressed. And no, I have no extra muffelatta lying around - although I was cleaning crap out of my fridge and found, not one, but two jars of 'muffelatta salad' from Trader Joe's & somewhere else (the Teeter, maybe?). I don't even remember them - god knows how long they'd been in there. Scary!! If wookie had been around, I bet she would have made me use them.
Miu - I feel you, man. I am a magnet for spills. I went to a wedding once that had a cocktail hour before the ceremony with passed hors d'oeuvres. Yes, I was there for about 5 minutes and managed to spill some sauce right between my boobs. And I had to spend the rest of the night like that. Siiiiiiigh. Such a klutz.
My leftover sausage was tasty.
LT, you (nor, I - truth be told) totally remember me sending a text to Jada the night of your party about horsecock and how we thought it tasted good.
Well, apparently, the lovely young woman who found the phone thought that she needed to respond to that text and let me know just, uh, how it made her feel...
Jada - we're going to need a full report of what happens when you meet up to get the phone back.
HT, how did it make her feel?
Ummm...ewwww...
WD, you can go read the story on Jada's blog. OWFL is a family friendly place.
A family friendly place where we talk about horsecock.
www.theoriginaljada.com
MOIST!
HT/Jada. Checked up on the story...and....uhhhhh...i'll follow up to see what more info we get when Jada gets her phone back...
hahahah! i would love to see that person's face when they received that text...serves them right for having jadey's phone.
contemplating hitting that second lunch. and i'm also hesitant about fully partaking in HH tonight...i've been boozing a little much lately. i don't want to be develop a "problem" that needs an "intervention".
sigh...GUILT!
For clarity's sake, the text that I send Jada was sent months ago, back in May, from Liz's party.
I was in bed, cock-free (horse, or otherwise by 10pm last night and wasn't texting anyone.
I think it's funny that the Amazing Hairless Asian has a furry name.
Chewbacca also has a remarkably flat butt.
I got a vegetarian sandwich on wheat. Bad decision cause I am craving meat. Looks like it'll be a burger and wing night at Angles.
remember HT, there's nothing amazing about a hairless asian. now, if i were the amazing hairless greek, then that would be something to marvel.
Well we know Uni isn't hairless, I dig the do' in the Avatar.
Is that a "Kim Jong Il" look?
A large breasted Asian would be amazing.
Those things are almost mythical kind of like...Hey Unicorn is this an Angles' night?
Euchre, people. When the hell am I going to learn euchre?
I love Uni's baby pic. That hair is just fantastic. I bet we could get a balloon and try to recreate that tonight.
Well I thought the hair was unicornish...at least it was something standing straight up from my head! (I didn't quite have the boobage then to qualify me)
And that one is how my mother dealt with my hair issues as a baby. Lovely, huh?
Oh my god, Uni, that is the cutest picture! Both of them! I, also, am a fan of the hair. But the new is sooooo cute!
I got your euchre right here!
Er, uecker.
My, what a round head you have there, Uni!
I have cards.
HT - are you really saying "My, what a fat face you have Uni"...that pic is saved as "baby chubs" on my computer.
Euchre...tonight...BB.
No, you have a round head. Not a fat face. Really, Uni - would I mince words if I meant fat face?
I'm going to have to raid PapaHT's house for baby pics of me. There's an entire library of them, not to mention what was once the HT Hall of Fame, which was the upstairs hallway, which until about 5 or 6 years ago, was lined with nothing but framed photos of yours truly.
Once I was watching tv with my mom in my parents' bedroom & I started looking around & counting - there were eleven baby pictures of my older brother and three of me. Quality over quantity, I guess, but at least one of the pictures was from my ugly, looks-like-a-boy, teeth-just-growing-in phase. My little bro got the bigger shaft - he only had one picture in the whole room! Harumph!
HT, find the naked picture in the tub. I want to see if you always had boobies.
THE naked picture? There's an album of them. I'll bring some back the next time I go home.
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