ATTENTION NEW YORK AREA WHAT'S FOR LUNCHERS (I'm looking at you csr):
While my fundraising dinner is a raging success financially, many of my table buyers aren't sending representatives. This means I've got more than a few free meals (and ALL YOU CAN DRINK TOP SHELF LIQUOR, BEER AND WINE) to dole out. Help a girl out and lend your warm, suited body to my cause. GET HAMMERED ON THE NYSE TRADING FLOOR AND STICK IT TO THE MAN - whatever, just please be my guest and fill my room!!!
If you're able to help me out, email me at ethicsrock@gmail.com ASAP.
Gracias, mis amigos!
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Are there accommodations provided? Airfare reimbursement? If so, I’m there!
I think I’ll be cashing in on one of my burritos today. Chipotle or Baja? I guess I’ll send a quick note to the two ladies who lost the bets and see who’s up for buying today. That’s right, I took advantage of two nice office ladies who saw hometown Northwestern’s dismantling of Sparty two weeks ago—and their fancy #21 ranking—and thought that translated into certain burrito booty when the Wildcats would face an underachieving Michigan team the next week. Ha!
THIS IS NOT THE TUESDAY LUNCH POST.
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