Fuck Christmas, everyone!!!
I wonder how many of my fellow OWFLers will be checking in, and if we're lucky sharing tales of their Christmas feasts.
As everyone by now knows, I hate Christmas. And, holidays in general. (excepting of course the Fourth of July and my Birthday, and Easter) However, my Christmas hatred has degenerated into plain, old, boring apathy. While the strains of another shit-soaked Christmas ballad are likely to get my hatred going, for the most part, I simply don't care. Other than the animated steaming coffee mug in the corner of the screen, I could be watching Footloose on VH1 (as I'm doing now) on any Saturday afternoon at any time throughout the year. The only difference is today I'm home in Pittsburgh, wearing pjs and a sweater, freezing my ass off and later I'll eat steak and lobster in an effort to pretend to be festive.
So, I'm feeling rather blah, blah, blah; less "Eff Jesus" and more, "Jesus who?"
If any OWFLers are out there, share with us tales of your holiday eats, holiday travels, holiday travails or whatever else is going on. I know that at least two of you are blissfully free from familial obligation this holiday, one of you making turkey legs, the other making rosemary chicken. What is everyone else doing?
Merry Christmas OWFL, or whatever... WWJHfL? (What Would Jesus Have for Lunch?)
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last day in cali and posting from my phone so i 'll be short. happy end of x-mas marketing season all! jeruswould eat fish and wine because he didn't have much cash
Merry Christmas Emporium!
Wow, m - if you're right, I'm just like Jesus. I gave up comparing myself to Him and his Dad a couple of years ago, but you're bringing back my messianic ideations. Happy Birthday to Me!!
I wonder if dipso is going to post today...I know how much he hates the schedule...
If it were anyone else's day to post I would steal it cause I actually have the time right now. But I know if I do little dipso will just be relieved that he isn't constrained by the OWFL schedule.
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