CONFERENCE RECAP Y'ALL
I really, really don't know where to start with this one. This weekend was pure insanity. First of all, I don't remember much. Bits and pieces and really, my last true memory was seeing Hatertot and Horsecock/Rico doing some insane grinding at Lemmings. HT, could you feel "it" through his pants?? fucking HOT!!
Alright guys, i'm really sad to see you all go. I made some new lifer friends for sure. Not one of you disapointed Chairman PeeP. I seriously walked away from this with a changed life...scarred but seriously changed in a positive way. Thanks!!
A couple of bizness type things:
- A new blog will be done. All we need is a domain and Kirk and Jada will both research their ideas and present them to the group.
- I think we have a new leader. I don't want to jump the gun here but could that said person or one of the other former leaders please do the honors. I want to make sure it's done right.
- I think Chairman PeeP became Master of Technology but i'm not sure. I think Dipso made a mention of it.
- The next WFL conference will be held in New Orleans I think some time in April. We should probably have a side conversation about that.
- Anything else i forgot?
Since my memory is a little shady, I'm going to need all of your help with this entry. I'm going to start it off with a little list of some highlights and the rest of you just chime in. I had a wonderful time all weekend and let's do this again!!!!
- so much underwear ripping! Miso owes LT some meshy things. Jada and Horsecock were wearing my boxers around their neck for hours. HT's thong somehow ended up with Miso after a very secretive and quite dark initiation ceremony.
- New word: BLOVIN (blog + lovin)
- I'm going to Rochester in a couple weeks!!!!!!!!! (enough said because i'm sure if you saw miso and i make out one more time you might puke)
- The La Choi Super Drunk Dive Splash Spill Special
- Hanging out in an alley for hours. Serioiusly, i want to have every party in an alley now.
- Was there a fight? Old Town Ale House? I thought i heard that mentioned.
- Who puked?
- Thanks to someone for watering my crotch!! It's "LOOK AT MY CROTCH" not "WASH MY CROTCH"
- LC was bitchin on stage. That photo of her biggest fan needs to get up here now!!
- Uni killed a monkey
- I proved to LC, LT and HT that i really know nothing about the suburbs and proved it the wrong way
- Did LT get on her plane? Yeah, there are 2 airports in Chicago.
- There might be 2 new hottest girls at the airport bar.
- CRIMEY!!!!
Ok, i'm sure there is a lot more and people, please feel free to ask questions or elaborate about the above.
I love you all and will see you sometime soon!!!
OH, AND WHAT'S FOR LUNCH????????????
- Chairman PeeP, Master of Technology
I really, really don't know where to start with this one. This weekend was pure insanity. First of all, I don't remember much. Bits and pieces and really, my last true memory was seeing Hatertot and Horsecock/Rico doing some insane grinding at Lemmings. HT, could you feel "it" through his pants?? fucking HOT!!
Alright guys, i'm really sad to see you all go. I made some new lifer friends for sure. Not one of you disapointed Chairman PeeP. I seriously walked away from this with a changed life...scarred but seriously changed in a positive way. Thanks!!
A couple of bizness type things:
- A new blog will be done. All we need is a domain and Kirk and Jada will both research their ideas and present them to the group.
- I think we have a new leader. I don't want to jump the gun here but could that said person or one of the other former leaders please do the honors. I want to make sure it's done right.
- I think Chairman PeeP became Master of Technology but i'm not sure. I think Dipso made a mention of it.
- The next WFL conference will be held in New Orleans I think some time in April. We should probably have a side conversation about that.
- Anything else i forgot?
Since my memory is a little shady, I'm going to need all of your help with this entry. I'm going to start it off with a little list of some highlights and the rest of you just chime in. I had a wonderful time all weekend and let's do this again!!!!
- so much underwear ripping! Miso owes LT some meshy things. Jada and Horsecock were wearing my boxers around their neck for hours. HT's thong somehow ended up with Miso after a very secretive and quite dark initiation ceremony.
- New word: BLOVIN (blog + lovin)
- I'm going to Rochester in a couple weeks!!!!!!!!! (enough said because i'm sure if you saw miso and i make out one more time you might puke)
- The La Choi Super Drunk Dive Splash Spill Special
- Hanging out in an alley for hours. Serioiusly, i want to have every party in an alley now.
- Was there a fight? Old Town Ale House? I thought i heard that mentioned.
- Who puked?
- Thanks to someone for watering my crotch!! It's "LOOK AT MY CROTCH" not "WASH MY CROTCH"
- LC was bitchin on stage. That photo of her biggest fan needs to get up here now!!
- Uni killed a monkey
- I proved to LC, LT and HT that i really know nothing about the suburbs and proved it the wrong way
- Did LT get on her plane? Yeah, there are 2 airports in Chicago.
- There might be 2 new hottest girls at the airport bar.
- CRIMEY!!!!
Ok, i'm sure there is a lot more and people, please feel free to ask questions or elaborate about the above.
I love you all and will see you sometime soon!!!
OH, AND WHAT'S FOR LUNCH????????????
- Chairman PeeP, Master of Technology
58 comments:
good to hear the conference was so successful and the liner notes convinced me to arrive commando if i am to attend.
it's too early for lunch and i'll spend the day looking for a new avatar.
I'm at work, but I'm still asleep.
Peepy-pants, you must still be drunk 'cause you broke your own anonymity! tsk tsk...
yes, i will be detoxing all week. my regimen will be salad and veggies. HT and i plan to cleanse our colons together, but i decided last night that i will wait to see how she fairs first. i'm not used to the "master cleanse" or any of that jazz, so i figure that i need test subject to inform me of the dos and don'ts.
dying today. absolutely exhausted. HT and i were stuck in the chicago airport until around 930pm or so. didn't get into bed until around 145am. need coffee and bagel.
hey guys, i'll set up an ofoto account for OWFL so we can all load up our pics. i know that i got some good ones, but there are some classic baggo-ing and lemmings pics that i didn't capture since my camera died. (booooo)
i'll send you guys the login name and password via e-mail. then we can have one giant slideshow to laugh at and humor us and send to those who couldn't make it to this conference. sound good to everyone?
Peep is still drunk off conference and miu.
Twas a great time.
No fights!
Long Live Queen Amalfia!
Time to go to work!
Not sure about lunch yet.
No colon cleansing...just a week or two at fat camp.
Absolutely superb all the way around. I’m wrecked for the week.
More thank yous to Jada and Kiki and Brian for their hospitality on Friday and Sunday nights. And Peep, great show on Saturday, man.
I can’t wait for the next conference (N.O.?) or seminar (D.C.?). Has Sunshine been informed of his new position?
I definitely need roughage for lunch.
I thought I already was the Master of Technology. But I might be willing to abdicate my throne.
You have no idea how fucking much I love being number 1 on google for ripped panties.
Great time y'all. And now I will probably disappear for awhile and get my life in order. And yes, detox.
Dying . . . . And yes, fucking Chicago and it's two fucking airports . . . . What kind of a town needs more than one airport??? Oh, right. So I got beaten up & all my lunch money for the week got taken by the taxi-man. Sigh. I used my last 2 dollars to buy a bagel today.
Some other thoughts: spicy hot dogs, Fanta & hangovers don't mix. Ron Jeremy is one hot rock & roller. Cornholing is hard. Chairing conferences is what Peep does best (good job, Mr. Chairman!). Baby stuff is a big turn-off. The sodomizer has a really powerful grip. The song 'Lights' has been ruined for me forever. Tamales from a guy running around in & out of bars with a cooler is great . . . until the next day when it runs its course. Chi-town's a helluva town. So much fun - thanks Chicago people!
Thought for the day: next conference's party favour should clearly be OWFL panties/boxers.
Lunch was that bagel. Home inspection at noon. And then home to sleeeeeeeeeeep. I was so overtired when I got home last night (this morning?) I couldn't get to sleep forevah. Gah.
i can't believe i missed this! boo!!! anyway, i updated my stupid blog if anyone wants to read it.
i am hungry.
damn i can't believe i missed this stuff man!
Hmm?
Oh my gawd! Heeliarious LT!
Wait...I plead the 5th...what monkey??
I had a good weekend, but it doesn't sound THIS good.
Least I got a text message out of the affair.
Shoot.
(Lunch today is a leftover half-sandwich from Subway that I decided I needed to pick up on 18th Street last night. YAY!)
You'll notice he's only hanging by one arm . . . .
That's cause the other one is shoved in between my breasts.
I'm debating which would be better. Guys, how would you feel about peeling off a lady's pants & seeing a screaming monkey on her crotch?
man, no one has reported all the consumption that went on this weekend...
honey 1
bongo room
hot doug's
bojono's pizza
polish sausages
bbq corn on the cob slathered in butter
mama HT's beans
lady amalfia's angel food raspberry masterpiece owfl bday cake
kiki's ridiculously good bacon, bleu cheese, and feta cheese pasta salad
brian's ridiculously delish pepper jack cheese and pineapple slice chicken boobs
LT's muff
beer beer, red bull/vodka, vodka/sodas with lemons and limes, toxic watermelon margaritas, more beer
i'm sure i left some more shit out, but all i have to say is that i'm stuffed thinking about it.
lt: I would feel better about that than about finding a girl after peeling off a screaming monkey's pants.
It's too bad we just did live band karaoke and drank MORE beer at Piece Pizza. Their mashed potato pizza is awesome.
M's feet must leave now. Forget about finding the perfect avatar, none is better than those prehensile toes.
Apparently there will be a "Make Your Own Cornhole" seminar at the Uni household.
Cornhole!!
I move that the game known as "bags" or "baggo" can only be referred to as "cornhole" on OWFL.
Do I have a second?
Yikes, sounds like the conference was crazy, as would be expected. Get those pics up so those who missed it can live vicariously.
Today lunch is a salad.
And I second renaming anything to "cornhole".
dr. shine and dee dee are the bomb. they made me laugh harder than i've ever laughed in years.
INFARTO...i cannot wait until brian sends me the monkey tapes.
I also plan on shooting up some of Garrett's Chicago Mix popcorn later because I am officially an addict.
Dude Uni, I have been singing the praises of the cheese/caramel mix from Garrett's since the inception of my time here on the blog and NO ONE has backed me up. That shit is soooooo good.
feet are gone.
lunch isn't happening today.
cheers all.
Jo, I got your second right here.
Oh, and for those that didn't hear, it's blue dye that makes the relish that color. Apparently some joint called Fluky's was the first to develop the relish, in 1972. The "why" portion of this lesson is on hold until such time as I find the answer.
LC and I also did some learnin' about lemmings yesterday in the airport:
Lemming populations go through rapid growths and subsequent crashes that have entered pop-culture as a supposedly "widespread" phenomenon, largely because of the Walt Disney Pictures film, White Wilderness, which was produced in 1958 and reappeared on television at regular intervals for many years afterwards. White Wilderness popularized, using staged footage, the myth that during population booms Norway lemmings become suicidal and leap en masse off cliffs into the sea. For this reason, the term "lemming" is often used in slang to denote those who mindlessly follow the crowd, even if destruction is the result.
In fact, the behavior of lemmings is much the same as that of many other rodents which have periodic population booms and then disperse in all directions, seeking the food and shelter that their natural habitat cannot provide. (The Australian Long-haired Rat is one example.) The actual reason for their 'suicide' deaths is because lemmings have notoriously poor eyesight and cannot distinguish a small river, which they can easily cross, from a fjord, in which they will almost surely drown.
we also learned how small lemmings truly are...teeny tiny and fit in one hand (or maybe one and a half in HT's case)
Blogger does indeed suck balls.
For blog conversion I turn it over to the dueling Technology Chairs.
I believe the discussion thus far has been between a Tense Forms program and Word Press.
My opinion on this is we need a format that can be easily learned by the contributors and subsequently easily taught to future contibutors.
We also need a format/site that can be fixed or troubleshoot by someone trusted and reliable, either a residnet owfler (with a backup) or someone else (might cost $).
Speaking of cost, The numbers I have heard so far (under $200 for setup with an annual fee of less than $50 for the domain name, I think...) seem like they can be managed with a small contribution from the contributors.
I'm an idiot in this techie stuff.
I think Peep, Jada and perhaps Diz should put their heads together and come up with a proposal.
But that's just my opinion.
I'm afraid the nuts and bolts of this go above the czar's paygrade.
"troubleshoot"
"contibution from the contributors"
blecch.
Peep, I know you weren't there, but your recap failed to mention the greatest driving tour ever.
My post czar career may be in tour bus driving.
Uncle Jo - you don't need to know no technology hoo-ha because you have an awesome future in front of you as a tourguide. I feel sorry for those of you who missed Uncle Jo's car tour of Chicago.
For the rest of you, I'm currently researching things like, "Why is the lake that color?" and "Recipes using Oil of Polack." I will be back with more info soon!
Soylent Polack.
"How to Cook"
"Phew!"
"How to Cook Humans"
"Gasp!"
"How to Cook For Humans"
"Phew!"
"How to Cook Forty Humans"
"Gasp!"
Sorry, oil of Polack made me think of that.
Back from home inspection. The house is not falling apart & does not appear to be on the way for quite some time. So if there is a DC seminar (holla?), I propose it be the first weekend in December, b/c that's when I'm having my house-warming/Christmas party. ;-p
Air Force Shine is the best. "You gotta reach up! Reach up! And pull it down! YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" That was a better yell than Howard Dean. I'm sure Brian can give it to us verbatim.
Going to get something for lunch. So far it's been a handful of honey-roasted cashews. Mmmmmm.
First OWFL seminar in DC will be Uni's berfday extravaganza...weekend of Oct. 28th right now, maybe Nov. 4...I know...not much recoup time from the conference hence the "seminar" status. For all you chi-towners who pussed out on the DC conference it's time to step-up! Cause the DC peeps are kickin' y'alls ass! The second seminar can of course be LT's "holiday" party ...but who wants to celebrate the birth of christ when you can celebrate the birth of UNI!!???!!!
Lunch was a larger coffee from starbucks and three cigarettes.
Kiki, I used to do the same thing with my midget porn collection when people came over! Then people stopped coming over. I am obviously showing the wrong things to my house guests.
Did I mention I got a ticket last night? For speeding? From the EFFING PARK POLICE? Who "pulled me over" by stepping out in front of me on Rock Creek, and shining flashlights at me, causing me to nearly wreck and take them out with me? Yeah, just thought I'd mention that again...
kikidee is right!
I was too busy scolding the "police" for standing on a dark street in front of "speeding" vehicles (seriously, I almost hit them, b/c I didn't see them at all; I thought their flashlights were oncoming headlights) to show them my tots.
This is terrible, but when I first found out about that fire this weekend, my very first thought (before checking things like the dates, times and locations of what actually happened) was, "OH MY GOD - CHILDREN DIED BECAUSE WE MADE KIKI DRINK AND SHE WAS TOO HUNGOVER TO ANSWER THEIR 911 CALL!" Again, this was before I thought through the impossibility of that, but that was my gut reaction.
Having much trouble getting to comments section. Welp, back to work!
M, thanks for ditching the avatar!!
God yes, thank you M.
I can vouch for HT's scolding of the cop. And it seemed to me, though I could not see his face, that he was chastened. Hang your head in shame, Park Police!
I don't know if there's going to be a poll or something, but I vote for 11/4, b/c I have a wedding the night of 10/28 and an exam 11/1. And I would be ever so sad to not be able to attend! :-(
If we ever have an official OWFL flag, it should look like dipso's avatar. Because I thought it was a flag at first.
Congrats Miso!! But more importantly . . . when's your end date??
miu I read your "a toast for 911" comment all wrong and was saddened for a split moment.
Then I thought about my magical chicago racism tour and got happy again.
I had a grilled chicken sub for lunch.
Uncle Jo, your tour was wonderful, but Peep took us to Skokie to see some Jews. I'm just sayin'...
No need to tell us twice...
My stubble still smelled of mesquite smoke after 2 showers.
My "Best of TiVo" mixtape will be crafted and on the way to you D.C.ers shortly. Midgets, monkeys, Infarto and Dr. Shine for all my frens...
Lunch was a Bootlegger from Jimmy Johns, side of jalapeno Jimmy chips.
What's on a Bootlegger?
Is Highland Park on the way to the airport? What's that you say? Skokie's not on the way, either? Hmmmmm...
Bootlegger:
roast beer
turkey
lettuce
tomato
mayo
I had my sammich technician throw some provolone & dijon mustard on there too.
roast BEEF, not roast beer.
(on french bread)
yeah, we took a wrong turn in skokie on our way to o'hare...don't ask us, ask PeeP.
i don't care when the next conference is as long as it's in DC. i will show up, but will need to make sure i don't work at the vino store that weekend.
hmmmm, i should change my name to "dee dee" or "infarto" or "monkeysuit". but i will not since i get yelled at quite often for changing my screen name too much. i hate getting yelled at...ask HT.
and HOOOOOORAY! i get my computer back tomorrow good as new and will post my pics up onto ofoto asap.
from Wikipedia:
"Infarto (Spanish for heart attack, infarction) is a hidden camera show on TV Azteca whose pranks are arguably the cruelest and most terrifying in the history of the hidden camera genre. People appearing on the show have been subjected to pranks such as the victim believing that they will be sacrificed in a cult ritual or believing that they will be murdered by axe-wielding neighbors in the midst of a blackout. Because of the extreme and traumatizing nature of the show's content, the authenticity of the show is heavily debated.
Pop Culture
The American television show The Soup, known for its lampooning week-in-review of celebrity and television stories, began airing short clips of Infarto in July 2006, mainly to mock the deep, menacing voice which utters "Infarto" when the show's title logo is displayed. This may, in part, be due to the fact that "Infarto" contains the word "fart" and is therefore amusing to English-speakers. The Soup host Joel McHale has called Infarto "the most evil practical-joke show in the world."
Aw, it's true. When you explain the joke it's no longer funny.
Innn-faaaarrrt-ooooo. Hoo, I was wrong!
Did any one mention the freaking AMAZING cookbooks courtesy of Miss Uni?
AMAZING.
We need to scan and post the cookbook on the new site.
Way to go Lady Amalfia!!
I had Lady Amalfia's meatloaf tonight, made by the Queen herself. And, her magical brie. All absolutely delish!
I thought HT said "and her magical bride".
Poor mr. uni...
If Uni has the cook book as a Word document [which I believe she does] than scanning it would really be an unnecessary step. But if you want to make things needlessly complicated, Jo [which I believe you do] than by all means feel free to assign the project to someone.
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