First the Blog name will change to JOSEPHUS' HOUSE OF THE MOST PERFECT LUNCH.
Second all luncheoneers will begin the day by reporting to the blog to find out what "He who is held Highest among Lunchers" (Me) has decreed as the most perfect lunch of the day.
Third, all Luncheoneers will immediately purchase the prescribed lunch and fax their receipts to His exaltedness (me) .
Fourth, no Luncheoneer shall begin eating the jovessel (lunch) until He Who's Tastebuds Are The Holiest (me) sings the magic jovessel song which you all will be forced to commit to memory.
Jovessel, Jovessel
I eat thee to praisee Him
Jovessel, Jovessel
His essence warms my skin
JOVESSEL, JOVESSEL
His feet I long to kiss
JOVESSEL, JOVESSEL
Uncle Sparkle, Hatertot and CSR I DO NOT MISS!!!
Fifth, He (me) has decreed that the color green represents pure evil and no reference to said color or any word that is that color (except lettuce) shall be written or spoken of again.
Sixth, Steely Dan is the only music. All Luncheoneers shall proclaim this nightly and fall asleep humming Babylon Sisters.
That's enough for now.
The fun starts tomorrow!!!
Unless...
12 comments:
as much as steely dan is great and all, i have to say that if i am forced to listen to it all day everyday, i may commit suicide.
EXECUTIVE COUNCIL...PLEASE COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!
Ummmmmmm.... GREEN and WHITE! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Am I wrong?
I'm still puzzled about what happened today. Something evil crept in.
No matter. I'm tearing myself down back to formula.
I think everyone needs to calm down and I think we should have a rational discussion about the conference. I hope no one is so entrenched in their positions at the moment that all the options cannot be discussed. I am very dedicated to this conference and even more so to this blog. I want this to happen and I am going to do my damndest to make sure it happens and that everyone's wishes are respected as best as they can be. Take two?
Well I propose that if people are still interested in having a conference of some sort after the tragic events of earlier, we do it in DC. How does everyone else feel about that proposal?
I propose we stick with our original plans of April 7-9 in Chicago.
I fully agree that Jo cannot be the absolute power of OWFL. Madame Presidente needs to come back at the very least.
Chicago seems like a good idea too. Why do you think it would be a better spot than DC Jade?
Because Chicago has better bars and food. And um, that is the point of this blog, yes?
Good points. And what do you think about the issues brought up in support of DC in the earlier posts?
Without going back to look at them all:
I have already offered up my apartment which has two bathrooms, an extra bedroom, two couches and my king size bed that I am willing to share with the right company. I know too that accomodations can also be provided by Dipso. I can't speak for Rico, but I would venture to guess he would also be willing to house people.
Travel is a pain for the out of towners, granted. But so would it be for DC.
Dipso, HaterTot and I have already done a lot of planning for the Chicago conference including a proposed itinerary and T-shirt design.
I have an un-opened 25th Anniversary edition of TP waiting at my apartment.
Chicago has way better dive bars and the best eats in the US.
Sounds like that covers it all. Do we have an attendance headcount?
I have to go run to the bank and deposit some checks so my rent check clears. I'll be around tonight, available by phone and possibly IM and I'll check back in on the blog.
Feel the love people, it's still there.
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